20110903

Evrimolüsyon

Kurumuş kan izlerinden parlaklığını yitirmiş kılıcını ve onlarca darbeyi savuşturmuş, vuruklar içinde ama hala tek parça duran kalkanını masanın kenarına bıraktı. Masaya konan kuzu çevirmenin bacağını kopardı, havaya kaldırdı ve "Zaferimiz kutlu olsun kan kardeşim! Bugün de topraklarımızı koruduk." dedi. Karşısında oturan kendisi gibi iri yarı diğer adam da elindeki kuzu budunu kaldırarak selamına karşılık verdi.

Kasetçide doldurduğu karışık kasedi elinde sallayarak diğerinin yanına geldi. "Kanka! çok bomba bir toplama kaset yaptım, kızlar hastası olacak!". Seslendiği genç kasedi taşınabilir kaset çalara yerleştirdi ve "play" tuşuna bastı.

Bilgisayarının başında saatlerdir oturmaktaydı. Sahte bir bayan profilini tavlamaya çalışıyordu. Bir yandan da msn'den arkadaşı ile yazışıyordu. "qanqa, bu kz çk zorld ama dustu nihyt aq"

"Panpa! jöle ver jöleee!" dedi ve arkadaşının elinden aldığı saç jölesi ile mohawk kabilesine ait bir motorsiklet kaskına benzeyen saçındaki son rötuşları tamamladı.

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20110228

I'm the Elected One!

Oha lan, gelen spam maile bak. Film gibi:

Subject: Dear Allah elected one.

Dear Allah elected one.
I am glad to know you, but Allah knows you better and he knows why he has directed me to you at this point in time so do not be afraid. I saw your e-mail contact at Tunisian ministries of commerce and foreign trade departments . I am writing this mail to you with heavy sorrow in my heart, My Name is Hameeda Farah. And am contacting you from my country Tunisia I want to tell you this because I don’t have any other option than to tell you as I was touched to open up to you, I am married to Mr. Toyo Farah who worked with Tunisia embassy in Burkina Faso for nine years before he died in the year 2005.We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only five days.

Since his death I decided not to remarry, When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$ 8.2m(Eight million two hundred thousand dollars)in a bank in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso in west Africa Presently this money is still in bank. He made this money available for exportation of Gold from Burkina Faso mining. Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the period of seven months due to cancer problem. Whoever that wants to serve Allah must serve him in spirit and Truth because Allah is the Most High, Please always be prayerful all through your life.

The one that disturbs me most is my cancer sickness. Having known my condition I decided to hand you over this money to take care of the less-privileged people, you will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want you to take 30 Percent of the total money for your personal use While 70% of the money will go to charity" people in the street and helping the orphanage.

I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not good not even good at all because they are the one that responsible for the death of my late husband in other to have all my late husband properties and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by those that conspired for his death. I grew up as an Orphan and I don't have anybody as my family member, just to Endeavour that the name of Allah is maintained.... Am doing this so that Allah will forgive my sins and accept my soul because this sickness has suffered me so much.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Burkina Faso and I will send authority letter that will prove you the present beneficiary of the money in the bank that is if you assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your reply through my private Email address: mrshameeda_farah@rocketmail.com

Yours Faithfully.
Mrs.Hameeda Farah

written from Hospital in Tunis